An unapologetic party boy from Australia named Corey Worthington is making waves around the world. He was reported in the BBC and other news outlets for throwing a party so wild the police were afraid to come into the subdivision. Radar called Corey "Australia's premier party dude."
Australia's premier party dude, Corey Worthington, 16, gets hassled by a right bitchy newscaster after he's busted throwing a rager of Dionysian (or at least Watts Riots) proportions while his parents are on vacation. Cars were destroyed, and the cops dispatched. Total damage: $20K. Newscaster: "Why don't you take your glasses off and apologize?" Corey, shirtless, nipple-pierced: "Mmmm, nah. Nah. I'll leave these on. I like them." Us, too!
David Letterman returns with a Top Ten List of striking writers demands. The writers themselves give the top ten list. You can see the written list here.