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Dane Cook Jokes About Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos
MTV reports that comedian Dane Cook went there at the Teen Choice Awards and talked about the nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens that recently appeared on the Internet. He told Vanessa that she needs to keep her clothes on and that "phones are for phone calls."
"Before I do the Choice Hotties, can I just say what everybody in the room is thinking but nobody has said?" he announced to the audience, before scanning it to find "Bandslam" star Vanessa Hudgens, who was one of the nominees for Choice Hottie. Hudgens then half-heartedly raised her hand, looking like she knew or was fearing what was going to happen next.
"Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl," he told the "High School Musical" star, who didn't seem very amused, judging by her reaction to his joke.
Without addressing it further, Cook then went into his presenting duties. Hudgens lost out on being one of the choice hotties of the night to Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson. When both Pattinson and Fox won, they thanked their fans for the honor.
The joke received some boos from the crowd. Here is a short clip of Dane Cook's joke:
Posted on August 10, 2009
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Dane Cook Doesn't Like His Movie's Poster
 Comedian Dane Cook is not happy about the movie poster for his upcoming comedy My Best Friend's Girl, which he stars in with Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin and Jason Biggs. He blogged ten things that are wrong with the heavily photoshopped movie poster on his MySpace page. Here are some highlights.
3. The Stare.
My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudsons hair. Kate's mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half stunned, half corsage.
4. Lips:
It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!
5. Fashion:
My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It's going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I'm also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.
Read all ten of Cook's poster complaints here. The movie poster is seriously odd - especially that vampire collar. (via Huffington Post)
Posted on August 13, 2008
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