Dave Letterman is staying on the Governor Spitzer jokes. Here's his top ten list of Spitzer phone messages. Barack Obama's "never mind" message about being his running mate is probably the funniest. Paris Hilton's message is funny also but they are all pretty good.
10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.
9. Hookers is fun.
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. It's part of my new MTV prank show, 'Spitz'd.'
5. Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died.
4. Uh, tainted beef?
3. Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it--you married
fellas know what I'm talking about.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.
