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New Year's Resolutions From Comedians
Punchline Magazine has rounded up a big collection of New Year's resolutions from comedians. You can see the collection here. Here are a few highlights.
Leah Bonnema: "I will try to cut down my negative thoughts about myself to under 25 times a day."
Stephanie McHugh: "My New Year's resolution is to become a famous comic then quickly fall from grace so I can get on the next season of Dancing with the Stars and win...it could happen...oh yeah right, like you're going to lose 10 lbs."
Greg Proops: "I resolve to buy an extra big thesaurus because I am running out of words to describe my hatred of W."
Greg Giraldo: "My resolution is to join a gym and to not get AIDS any more."
Devon Wild: "I resolve to hack Dane Cook's MySpace and steal his 2,000,000 friends!"
Posted on December 25, 2007
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