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Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses
The jokes have already started following Eliot Spitzers prostitution news. Here is Letterman's Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses.
10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.
9. Hookers is fun.
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. It's part of my new MTV prank show, 'Spitz'd.'
5. Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died.
4. Uh, tainted beef?
3. Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it--you married
fellas know what I'm talking about.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.
Posted on March 10, 2008
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